WOMEN - Swallowing semen reduces breast cancer!

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In a study bound to cause much rejoicement amongst men, boffins at a North Carolina State University have found Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent!

15,000 women took part in the study, and found that those who performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not.


Quick to balance out the risk factors, they have also announced that not doing it does not increase the risk. 

"Only with regular occurance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."



So, that's enough for me! Ive shoved this under the wife's nose and I'm gonna sit back and enjoy!!!!

 

Posted by: Paddy! | 16:40 09-01-2012 | Category: Other | Views: 785 | Source: http://www.murdzplace.com/CNN.htm


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#1 Posted by DEMO on 23:42 09-01-2012
 
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I don't think my woman is gonna go for it
JUST GIVE ME MY COFFEE AND NO ONE GETS HURT!

THERE WILL BE PLENTY OF TIME FOR SLEEP WHEN I'M DEAD
Checkem out peoples... TITTIES
#2 Posted by Paddy! on 01:01 10-01-2012
 
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Yeah, mine was like:

"mmmm, ain't ginna happen!"
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#3 Posted by bustMall on 04:45 10-01-2012
 
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I'll let ya know what she says. Since breast cancer runs in the family, and she's already a swallower, I just might have good news to share.

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UPDATE

Well, SHIT, that didn't go as well as hoped.

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#4 Posted by jmw81 on 17:57 11-01-2012
 
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Mine looked and laughed at me. Guess no luck here either
Jman
#5 Posted by Paddy! on 20:52 11-01-2012
 
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Originally posted by bustMall

I'll let ya know what she says. Since breast cancer runs in the family, and she's already a swallower, I just might have good news to share.

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Well, SHIT, that didn't go as well as hoped.

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Gotta say, found that hilarious!
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#6 Posted by pnb on 23:21 11-01-2012
 
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Hate to break it to you guys, but it's a joke article that was made to look very authentic when it first was created. We had a copy of it up in the bathroom when I was in college.
#7 Posted by Hadrian23 on 23:20 12-01-2012
 
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Yeah, the 'cum cures cancer' thing was old when Adam tried it on Eve.
Just remember, that smoking hot blonde who sucked you and fucked you last night
was probably thinking 'Damn! I wish this idiot could grow a few more inches!'