Porn Star Tori Black Arrested after Breast Milk Fight
"...Black (real name: Michelle Chapman) and her child’s father, Lyndell Anderson, were arrested and booked in Las Vegas last Friday night for domestic battery at their hotel.
The fight apparently escalated when Anderson told Black that they didn’t have enough bottled breast milk left to feed their 5-month old son, and it’s totally understandable because I always lose my sh*t when I don’t have breast milk:
'The two-time AVN Performer of the Year then claims Lyndell called her an “unfit mother” … and that’s when things got physical. In the report, police say Tori admitting punching Lyndell in the back of the head, but also claimed he shoved her into a wall.
According to the report, police reviewed the hotel security tape of the hallway outside the couple’s room and saw Lyndell push Tori “with such violent force that she flies across the hall.” Police say she had bruises on her arms.'"
Ok, I suppose the title of the article was a little misleading or ambiguous, as it was more of a domestic dispute over breast milk, but not actually using breast milk, which was how I first imagined the fight when I read the article (which was misleadingly titled at the site I read it on too). And, of course, most guys thing that would be a much more entertaining story. I kind of picture it as a couple chicks fighting over whatever it is chicks fight about (everything and nothing lol ) and after some heated words Tori whips out a nipple and shoots some titty-juice all over the other lady or something. Then they start to wrestle. Maybe fight with some pilllows and then fall into a fountain of oil or jello, as they continue to wrestle. And pull off each others clothes. Then they kiss and make up. By kissing and sex and such.
But, unfortunately, that didn't actually happen. Just some abusive asshole boyfriend being a dick and her probably being a dick back and blah blah blah. I like my version better.
The whole article is at the source linked below:
Posted by: EricLindros | 21:38 29-01-2012 | Category: Other | Views: 795 | Source: http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/01/tori-black-arrested-after-breast-milk-fight
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