Oddball admits to fucking over 1000 cars!
Not a new story but still worth a read.....
Edward Smith from Washington state claims to suffer from mechaphilia, the intense sexual desire of cars.
Mr Smith, 57, first realised cars literally turned him on at age 13, and first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men.
Apparently his lust has also spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his best sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.
Defending his actions, Edward insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways.
"I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love. Maybe I'm a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it's just wonderful. I'm a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change."
Currently with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, he also sees other cars too. He is dating a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon, and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named Ginger.
He has not long got out of a five-year relationship with Victoria, a 1969 VW Beetle. He has also said his last relationship with a woman was 12 years ago and they didn't consummate it, but he insists he has had sex with other girls in his younger days, and is definitely not homosexual.
"As far as women go, they never really interested me much. And I'm not gay.”
He also added: "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving. There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them.
Mr Smith is now part of a global community of more than 500 “car lovers” brought together by internet forums.
All I'm thinking is the actual 'mechanics' (no pun intended) of the 'intercourse'. Does he stick it up the exhaust or just rub himself against a seat. Maybe he finds a crevice somewhere and sticks his pecker in....
Either way, the guys a bit weird! Bet he was 'Exhausted' afterwards!
Posted by: Paddy! | 21:39 05-02-2012 | Category: Cars | Views: 520 | Source: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html
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do not buy a "used" car from this man.
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i need to find the peace of mind and clarity i once knew.
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I really don't wanna know how you "make love" to a car 
JUST GIVE ME MY COFFEE AND NO ONE GETS HURT!
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